whiteboyfriend:

ayyyyyyy

sharpedont:

sharpedont:

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear

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Posted 8 hours ago
mindpalce:

mindpalce:

huntereve18:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

mildly-intoxicated:

my favourite picture on tumblr ever

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD BECAUSE I THOUGHT OF 22 AND I SAID “TOOTY TWO” OUT LOUD AT 4AM OH GOD

Threety three

Fourty four

I have realized my mistake

dutchster:

worldpeaces:

can we just take a second to realize that there are 14 year olds that weren’t born in the 90’s. just fucking let that sink in.

what the fuck does he want now

image

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Posted 18 hours ago
shallow-feelings:

fileformat:

who is sheMaria and the diamonds ?
ka-kawgoodsir:

instathug:

"How homo is it?" "So."

so many homo

missyay:

nazerine:

excessivecompulsive:

nazerine:

the anti vaccination movement basically consists of random people with no knowledge of medicine going “I can medicine better than doctors” and it would be hilarious if it wasn’t literally killing people

you dont need vaccines, I havent had any and Im still doing great

wow, what a compelling argument. you’ve got me

in other news, i am still alive therefore death must be a myth

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Posted 1 day ago

luneprism:

When white western men condemn muslim men for misogyny, they’re not doing it because they give a fuck about women, because if they did they’d start by addressing the sexism they perpetuate personally. They don’t give a fuck about women, they want an excuse to be racist. 

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Posted 3 days ago

cumaddict72:

piscula:

cumaddict72:

piscula:

if u have a dick u dont get an opinion about feminism.

do i even need to point out how cissexist, transmisogynistic, and wrong this statement is

ur username is “cumaddict” don’t even talk to me

yes i love cum i drink it with every meal that doesn’t make you any less wrong

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Posted 4 days ago

dutchster:

hey you’re awake! a perfect time to push my butt against your face. is it food time again? you like being punctured, right? please take this mouse with the organs pulled out even though neither of us is going to eat it. oh, don’t forget to step in my puke!

 - cats

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Posted 4 days ago